Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

[stayawake]

Hopefully theres some cute sayings you would like to share with all here.. I have one.
Last night we had some rain with thunder and lightening. The thunder was extra loud. In fact twice it was so strong you could feel the earth actually shake.
With one of those blasts my grandaughters young son, startled ran to the window and
asked very seriously,
Momma "WHATS THAT Noise " she replied that Jehovah was watering the flowers so they would grow and Jehovah was up there working real hard doing other things.
Just then while he was still near the window a flash of lightening broke thru, and with a real surprised look on his face he excliamed "Mommy, Jehovah just took a picture of me'. His mom replied ,"that s because
Jehovah loves you."

well any way I thought that was cute

[Candace]

Aw, that's cute. What a great thought!

The only thing I can think of at this time is that in our many travels my daughter has been able to pick out "Babylon the Grape" buildings wherever she goes. Of course, there are the obvious glaring signs that everyone can notice, but she observes even tiny symbols or decorations on a building and will proclaim loudly, "Babylon the Grape!" We look at the building and sometimes it takes us a while to see what she saw. Usually it is a symbol that is part of the decoration that blends in so well with the whole decor that at first glance it just looks like another old building to us.

[Juan]

I got this from an email.

KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.

[Candace]

Solomon would have probably been better off with 700 porcupines, lol!

That was funny Juan, thanks for posting.

[eyes&ears]

Now that was hilarious Stayawake and Juan. How cute.

E & E

[Elihu]

tears in my eyes

thanks Juan

[Dorcas]

I got this from an email.

KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.[/b]
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_208.gif Love, http://e-jehovahs-witnesses.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/MSN%20Vlinder.gif

[eyes&ears]

Tonight all at the BK Study, all of us had a good chuckle.

On question 8 the brother asked

"Whom does John see round about the throne?

The little sister about 3 years old raised her hand and said

"The 24 dollars." The brother said I'm sorry I didn't hear you

she screamed out THE 24 dollars!! Her mother just shook her head and covered her face and laughed silently as the rest of us roared with laughter.
It was so funny.

She was trying to say The 24 elders.

Have a pleasant evening all.

E & E

[stayawake]

Don't know if this is true or not but it came from my daughter in law who is a Baptist.
A young boy was in the back of the church looking at a list of names on a slate with a American flag on each side.
He asked the preacher who was beside him, why for the names.
The preacher said they were all the young men from that church that died while in service.
The young boys eyes widened and he asked,
Was that the 9 oclock or the 11 oclock service ??

[Candace]

Little girl: Mommy, can I go ice skating today?

Mommy: I don't know, you'll have to ask your father.

Little girl: Because he's the head of the family, right?

Mommy: Right. Has he been saying that to you lately?

Little girl: No, I learned it a long time ago from the Greek movie. The man is the head of the family, and the woman is the neck. She turns the head every way she wants to.

[James]

Very funny Candace!!! :D Thanks!

(Matthew 18:1-5) 'In that hour the disciples came near to Jesus and said: “Who really is greatest in the kingdom of the heavens?” 2 So, calling a young child to him, he set it in their midst 3 and said: “Truly I say to YOU, Unless YOU turn around and become as young children, YOU will by no means enter into the kingdom of the heavens. 4 Therefore, whoever will humble himself like this young child is the one that is the greatest in the kingdom of the heavens; 5 and whoever receives one such young child on the basis of my name receives me [also]"

agape sister,
James

[Peter]

The man is the head of the family, and the woman is the neck. She turns the head every way she wants to.

[/b]Now that’s a funny film ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ :winko:

[TheCook]

One of my younger brothers, when he was 6 and I was 19 years old:

-Hey can I come with you guys to the park?

-Sure!

-Can I ride the bumper cars?

-No, you have to be 7 to ride those.


After a short silence:

-But then you can't ride the bumper cars either...

-What do you mean, why not?

-Because you're not 7!


I have laughed about that one plenty of times over the years :) (my brother, not so much hehe)

[TheCook]

4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.[/b]

LOL! That must have been so embarrassing for them :D

[Juan]

From my inbox.




A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.



As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.



The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'



The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'



Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.



After explaining the commandment to &#39;honor&#39; thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, &#39;Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?&#39;



Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, &#39;Thou shall not kill.&#39;

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.



She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, &#39;Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?&#39;



Her mother replied, &#39;Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.&#39;



The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, &#39;Momma, how come ALL of grandma&#39;s hairs are white?&#39;

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.



&#39;Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,&#39;There&#39;s Jennifer, she&#39;s a lawyer,&#39; or &#39;That&#39;s Michael, He&#39;s a doctor.&#39;



A small voice at the back of the room rang out, &#39;And there&#39;s the teacher, she&#39;s dead.&#39;

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, &#39;Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.&#39;



&#39;Yes,&#39; the class said.



&#39;Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn&#39;t run into my feet?&#39;



A little fellow shouted,
&#39;Cause your feet ain&#39;t empty.&#39;