We Have The Math Available To Us

[Reader]

"al -

70,000 "distribution" of his crap book? Let's see, lots of them were copies he sent out unsolicited, right? So they went straight in the bin. And online, to even see one page of the book you have to download the whole thing. A couple of people, quite independently of this site, have mentioned to me that they stumbled across an apostate book called "Jehovah becomes king or something", to which they looked at two pages, then went elsewhere. Hell even I downloaded it a couple of times a few weeks ago just to laugh at it. I guess that counts as three "readers". And how many croney followers does he have now? I heard it was about 10.

A "phenomenal success"?

LOL

More like a pathetic failure of a crazy apostate crackpot.

How many pieces of literature did REAL JWs print last year? over a billion was it? in two hundred languages was it? How many Witnesses are there now, nearly 7 million, is it?

You'd almost think Jehovah was using Jehovah's Witnesses to accomplish the preaching work, wouldn't you."


So now we know how to do the math. It's numbers that count. The nominees are: The Chinese......Muslims........The Indians.......Catholics. God's true people are (drum roll please)......

none of the above? you're kidding me, right. Hang on, Hang on, didn't we hire KPMG to do our accounting for us? How could we get this wrong. The numbers can't lie.......beeeeeeppppp

Due to some technical difficulties, tonight's airing of the Universal Chosen Ones awards will not be seen. In it's place will be reruns of Bewitched.

Oy vay

Reader

Edited for clarity. The italics are quotes from Al. I was bored one night and saw this and had to post it out of morbid curiosity. Much apologies for the lack of clarity.

[watchman]

I am not sure why Reader posted this from Al's board, but whoever wrote it doesn't know what they are talking about. For starters, it is not necessary to download the book to read it. It can be viewed online. And besides, most of the book is published on e-watchman anyway. Presumably, only persons that have a certain level of interest are going to to go to the trouble of downloading it, unless, of course, you happen to be an imbecile like the guy on Al's board who admitted that he downloaded it twice in order to make fun of it; evidently he imagined that heaping scorn upon two downloaded copies would result in a double portion of ridicule, whatever. I suspect that his primary interest is downloading porn -- not prophecy :icon_rolleyes:

While it is undoubtedly true that many persons may only have a casual interest in prophecy presently, doesn't the same hold true for the Watchtower's circulation? Even more so? No doubt millions of pieces of literature that are handed out and left in washrooms and phone booths are never read and wind up in the rubbish bin.

Watchman

[Olm]

Is this the same READER on this board who wrote that? Dosent sound like something that READER would say.

[Nash]

Hi Olm,

Reader was quoting Al from Al's board.

Good to see you, Olm.

Nash B)